Ladies and gentlemen…Ellen DeGeneres
one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
.. there is no District Twelve.
HOW LEFT IN SUSPENSE ARE YOU AFTER THIS SHOT???
How to scare a teenager?
THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL PLOT TWIST. I DEMAND A SHORT.
Fifth graders attending a sexual ed presentation
is this a giant can of coke or just a little version of me, that you will never know