Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman
One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.
i dont like when people call me “cute”. really? cute? thats it., u can’t come up with a better fuckin word, like “beautiful, angelic, bangin’, pulchritudinous” like cmon u sayin i dont deserve those?? fuck outta here with cute
a guy walks into a bar
he’s an alcoholic and his wife leaves him
water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can
Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.
Science side is morbid tonight
Y’all alright over there, science tumblr?
*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*
*blows kiss to iPhone screen (for the dumb person who posted this)*
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