Fact: blankets keep you safe at night. We dont know what from, but they are definitely an immunity against something.
Dita Von Teese Playboy Magazine December 2002
I put a zig-zag part in my hair for work today because it’s 2002 hello
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process